Crispy Cinnamon Apple Chips — seen on @sallysbakeblog.
Without a mandoline, I still proceeded to try my hand at slicing the apples as thinly possible. I am a total n00b with a knife so I naturally ended up with MANY uneven slices, but the whole process was fun. I bet if I had a mandoline, I could have an evenly crisp set of cinnamon apple chips! Try this for a quick fix of a healthy snack!
Baked this for 1.45hrs at 225•c on parchment, single layer. (at Garcia Hideout)
#nowbaking Nutella Lava Cake — had a bake date with @cristyna66 today and we came up with four yummy treats for our tummies. This Nutella Lava Cake is so simple to make, I’d love to do it again! The next variation could have salted caramel brown butter as the filling. 😋 maybe next time I’ll be able to flip it over on a plate to serve! (at Garcia Hideout)
A slice of rich and creamy goodness — I now realize why it was so difficult for me to decide on a topping. Since there is no big gathering to consume the whole cake, this will be sliced up and stored in the freezer. I went with plain cheesecake that I can garnish differently every time I thaw a slice. This will also bring about peace in my household that have a love and hate for chocolate. Today’s slice is drizzled chocolate and a dash of cinnamon.
My homemade cheesecake fresh from the oven — so stoked it didn’t crack! Using a water bath and a hand-mixer made it a bit more challenging but I’m happy with the outcome. It’s ready to chill in the fridge. What topping should I put tomorrow? Sour cream spread? Strawberry syrup? Nutella? ❤️ (at Garcia Hideout)
CROCHET PATTERNS for handmade dolls by lalylala in Munich, Germany.
I AM FUCKING SCREAMING BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING EVER
You have your mother’s cheek bones
godDAMMIT NOW WE’RE SHIPPING CUTLERY
TUMBLR YOU NEED TO S T O P
I hope this post comes back to me when it has a short story attached.
The Utensils were a happy family, just like any other. Fork was a loving, caring father, who worked at a bank, and Spoon was his beautiful wife, who owned a small business that allowed her to spend a lot of time with their son, Spork. Every day, when Fork came home from work, he gently clinked against the rim of Spoon’s face and asked how her day had been. She would go on and on about how her Aunt Bowl was letting anyone fill her up these days, and telling him he would never guess who they got a phone call from today (it was his brother, Knife), and he would just lean back against the china cabinet, staring at his wife’s beautiful reflective surface, and know everything was right in the world.
One day, however, everything was suddenly not right in the world at all.
Fork woke up in the silverware drawer and instantly knew something was wrong. He looked over to where Spoon normally slept, confused when he saw nothing but empty space. Or, at least, he thought it was empty. It took him a minute to see the small note left there. Oh no. God, no, he thought.
He picked up the note with shaking prongs, and read amid tears:
I’m sorry to leave you like this, but I just couldn’t face seeing you. It’s too painful. I’m not strong enough to tell you this to your face, and I know that makes me a coward. I know that makes me a horrible utensil. But I can’t do this anymore.
Do you remember Cow’s party the other night? The night she was so drunk she swore she jumped over the moon? Well, I met someone that night. His name is Dish. And we’re running away together.
Please, don’t try and find us. Dish makes me happy. He doesn’t spend all day staring at me, looking at himself in my reflection.
Fork collapsed to the ground, wishing he could tell Spoon that the reason he loved staring at her reflective surface so much, was because of the way her surface magnified everything around her, making it seem so much greater and more beautiful than people could see themselves as normally. Her personality did the same thing. It’s what he loved most about her. And what he would miss most of all.
Oh my God this is gorgeous but I am done
Somebody get this person a frigging Newbery Prize, I need a kleenex omg.